Category: Motorcycle Etiquette

The Pink Dress Babe From the T-Mobile Ads Gets A Ducati – A Pink Ducati

Speed. Get ready. It’s time to rethink everything. It’s time for fast. It’s time to use a most excellent looking young lady renowned for her adherence to The Code of the Little Pink Dress – and a pink Ducati – to shill phone service. “Before she was this approachable character;...

Could Motorcycle Only Lanes Save Lives And Fuel Damn Right They Could

Fuel costs are currently putting a four-dollar-a-gallon dent in American pocketbooks, and with those horrific prices, more and more motorists are looking for a cheaper alternative to their transportation needs. Motorcycles fit the bill quite nicely, thank you very much, and it may well be time for the United States...

On Your Deathbed, You Will Receive Total Motorcycle Consciousness

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald…striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I...

Hero Biker Tracks Down Drunk Driver and Trusses Him Up For Cops

Sisto Perez took matter into his own hands to subdue a drunk driver who plowed into a group of three pedestrians in Austin, Texas on Friday. Perez was out for a ride in downtown Austin when he witnessed a Chevy Impala slam into a group of pedestrians after running a...

We Have A Winner In the Empire Covers Motorcycle Cover Contest

What, did you think we weren’t for real? Well, we are, and we’ve gone and done the deed. The winner of the Free Motorcycle Cover Contest is…drumroll please, Doctor: Nick Barrett! And there it was, something for nothing, my friends. My lovely wife selected the winner via her own secret...