DOB 3/15/1960
Criminal Convictions:
Pork Rind Speculation
Unauthorized Transplantation
Grammatical Insouciant Indifference
Terpsichore
Peevishness
Crimes Against Inanity
Criminally Poetic Mischief
Testicle Violence
Annoying Sexual Conduct IIIV
Voluminous Blues Singing
General Wretchedness
Insentient Incitement
Public Sentimental Insubordination
Hindering and Opposing A Cavity Search
Questionable Ethical Underpinnings
Bolshevism
Menshevism
Anti Vegetarian Agitation
Being A Known Thespian
Carrying A Concealed Quill Pen
Violations of the Mann Act
Vagrancy
Arson Upon A Person
Inciting Jazz Hands
Mischievous Sodomy
More Sodomy
Rum, Sodomy and The Lash
Secondary Awfulness
Thoughtlessness
Sedition
Second Degree Stabbiness
First Degree Inconsideration
Driving Without Intoxicants
Psychedelia
Uttering and Muttering
Impersonating a Bank Officer
Smegma
Chronology
Coprolalia
Coprophagy
Possession of a Controlled Transubstantiate
Aggressive Racial Haute Cuisine
Tweedling
Undocumented Irishness
Operating A Vehicle While Under the Influence of Blackberry Brandy
Taxation Without Representation
Aiding and Abetting a Known Composer
