The Second Greatest Harley Joke of All Time – You Must Have Your Priorities In Order

Communication is the key to any relationship, and making communication happen in a mutually beneficial way is often more difficult than reaching the shared goal two parties may have in mind.

When it comes to communication with your domestic partner, the equation is further complicated by a fundamental difference in the way people think.

This little gem seems to sum up the problem quite nicely for me…

Thanks for this one goes to Guy Proctor…


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Inside the world of bikes and the world’s biggest motorcycle publication, as editor of MCN Sport magazine & senior editor at MCN

The Second Greatest Harley Joke of All Time

Arthur Davidson, the head honcho of Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said to him, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want here in heaven”.

Davidson, ever the aspirant to greatness, said, “I want to hang out with God.”

St. Peter took Arthur to the hallowed hall, and introduced him to The Man At the Top, God.

Davidson said, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of woman?”

God said, “I am. Nice work,huh?”

“Well,” Davidson said. “Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention I’d like to talk to you about. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion, it chatters constantly at high speeds, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust and the maintenance costs are outrageous.”

“Alright, let’s say you have some good points there,” God said. “Let me check some results.

God turned to his laptop and typed for a couple of seconds, then turned the screen around towards Davidson and pointed at a celestial spreadsheet.

“Look, you might be right that my invention is flawed,” God said. “But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.”

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