Don’t know what it is, but suave types tooling around picture-postcard scenic vistas on crappy motorcycles seem all the rage these days.

Oh yeah, I guess I do get it.

Here’s what you need. Lots of torque, a five-gallon tank, a decent seat and parts you can find without mortgaging the house.

Just sayin…

And by the way, I actually like this film. And I even envy the French dudes. They must be doing something right…