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Calibration Error! Brown Note Generator


No turning back. The Brown Note Generator has been unleashed upon the world during the Muskegon  vs Muskegon Mona Shores football game on Friday, October 24, 2014.

May god forgive me…

The Cataclysmic Brown Note Generator

Muskegon High School Football Stadium Struck By ‘Mysterious Mass Illness’


Thousands of fans attending the Muskegon High School vs. Muskegon Mona Shores football game this Friday complained of a sudden illness and authorities are scrambling to find answers to explain the incident.

One Mona Shores fan, who asked that she not be named, said the onset of the ‘illness’ was widespread.

“Almost the moment the National Anthem ended, we all felt a kind of low rumble sweep across the stands,” she said. “Some people thought it was an earthquake, but then everyone started saying they had stomach cramps. Lots of people left right away, but a few of us stuck it out.”

Police on the scene said that while no one appeared to be injured and few sought treatment, the stands emptied quickly following the incident.

A paramedic who treated the few fans who sought help said nearly all of those afflicted complained of a sudden “gastric distress and discomfort.”

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” he said. “Everyone suddenly grabbed their stomachs and did a kind of trot. And then it was over in a couple of minutes.”

City officials say an investigation of the incident is underway and a joint task force has been appointed to look into the event.

One student called the symptoms fans suffered “like gettin’ a case of ‘Footbola'”.

“Everybody took one for the team tonight if you know what I’m sayin'”

News Update

Authorities say an anonymous tip led to the discovery of this device in a garage near Hackley Stadium.


Hack Wilson

Hack Wilson’s brawling, combative nature and epic boozing made him one of the most ‘colorful’ sports personalities of any era.

His drinking and fighting undoubtedly contributed to a premature end to his athletic career and, ultimately, his premature demise.

Wilson’s 1930 season with the Chicago Cubs is easily the most memorable individual single-season hitting performances in baseball history. His 56 home runs that year remained the National League record for 68 years. His record of 191 runs batted has yet to be surpassed in either league.

He was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1979.




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